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HAMARA PYARA PAKISTAN



At this time there are more than two hundered countries in world. One of these countries is such that it is ten times smaller than Russia but its water system is three times larger than Russia.
In world countries it is on second number in production of peas, on fourth number in production of apricot, cotton and sugar cane, On fifth number in production of onion and milk, on sixth number in production of dates, on seventh number in production of mangoes, on eighth number in production of rice, on ninth number in production of wheat, on tenth number in production of oranges.
Agriculturely it is on twentyfifth position in world. It's wheat production is greater than subcontinent Africa and equal to subcontinent South America.
Industrialy it is on fifty fifth postion , in coal repositries it is on fourth postion and in (tanmba) repositories it is on seventh position.
In Asia it is on sixth position in gas repositries and on first positon in usage of gas in world.
It is seventh world atomic power and first islamic atomic power.
Can you tell me the name of this country?
YES IT IS HAMARA PYARA PAKISTAN .
(OUR BELOVED PAKISTAN).

HEC Japanese Need Based Scholarship Program for Pakistani University Students

HEC Japanese need based scholarship program for Pakistani University students aims at providing equal opportunities to talented students who are unable to get higher education due to financial constraints.
Scholarship is based on assessment of need and merit as well as availability of funds. Selection will be decided on the basis of information provided in the application form and investigations for the authentications of provided information. Candidates are required to appear for interview(s). HEC has granted eight Japanese Need Based Scholarships to Hamdard University. All these eight Scholarships (3 for Undergraduates and 5 for Graduates) are offered to students who are pursuing education related to Information & Communication Technology / Computer Science & Engineering and Telecommunication.

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KILLING ENGLISH (ONCE A JOKE)

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "

Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."

"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"


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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board


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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"


Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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